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(PS: Don't tell your mother.) || KLUTZ ® || Instructional Humor (How to annoy everyone even more) || 201 || The book that will bring me far down here with pranks like how to hypnotize chickens! (We are getting a few) and how to make rude noises (thirteen ways!) And ten things you really shouldn't know, How to freeze your sister's underpants, so on and so forth. || (in book 1) || I especially like the book in book, also titled How To Train Your Dragon. The entire book went something like this. YELL AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The End || HELLO, CAHILL FRIENDS, What good little criminals you are! Up for another caper? I need a stale orb. Yes, you read that right-a stale orb. Can't figure out what that means? Sadly, it's not my problem. Just put what I want into my happy hands. Seven of your relatives are enjoying my hospitality, and it won't be pretty if I get sad. :( Vesper One. || Gordon Korman, Peter Lerangis, Jude Watson, Patrick Carman,et all || Mystery || 186 || The total history of the 39 clues. || -Martin Luther King, Jr. || Peter Lerangis Gordon Korman Jude Watson || Fiction || 238 || I was missing out on half the story on my audiobook of this! I wonder why the part with Amy and Dan was left out. This explained a lot about the end of the black book, where Amy tells Jonah Wizard that the Vespers nearly caught them in Switzerland. I felt that it really did piece together the two series, with Amy liking Evan, Casper Wyoming being introduced, and many other things that would take too long to explain. || Rowling || Fantasy ||  || The rebirth of Voldemort was a bit rushed. I think they should have had to cast more spells, and instead of a potion, I think showing the scaly, red baby-like Voldemort dissolving into dust, then the dust forming his new form, now that would have pizazz. || D: || Adams || Science Fiction, Humor ||  ||   ||
 * # of Rereads || Book Number || Date Finished || Name of Book || Author || Genre || Page Number ||  ||
 * || #1 || Sept. 10 || The 39 Clues: Volume II, Part I: The Medusa Plot || Gordon Korman || Mystery || 224 || The Medusa plot is a exciting book that fans of the //39 Clues, The Clue Hunt,// will love. lots of action and drama, It really captured my interest. ||
 * || #2 || Sept. 13 || Magyk || Angie Sage || Fantasy || 564 || Exciting, entertaining and has a nice twist. I found the twist predictable. ||
 * || #3 || Sept. 15 || Flyte || Angie Sage || Fantasy || 564 || Fantastic follow-up to Magyk. Leaves the door open for a third book. And a great storyline that really is heartbreaking. ||
 * || #4 || Sept. 18 || Physik || Angie Sage || Fantasy || 564 || Not as good as the others, not enough action or Magyk in my opinion, but still a decent read. ||
 * || #5 || Sept. 25 || Queste || Angie Sage || Fantasy || 564 || Fantastic, Septimus's tales are ever more enjoyable and this tale of a queste that goes along the lines of The Odyssey. ||
 * || #6 || Sept. 24 || The Mysterious Benedict Society || Trenton Lee Stewart || Fiction || 485 || Best book I have read in a long time, It is one of my all time favorite books and it always keeps me interested. ||
 * || #7 || Sept. || Darke || Angie Sage || Fantasy || 652 || A fantastic finale to an epic series. This was the book that was the most sad and Darke. ||
 * || #8 || Oct. 30 || Thomas in Danger || Bonnie Pryor || Realistic Fiction ||  || A good sequel, I hope there are more because I will always read Thomas's tales of adventure and struggle through the British's Iron clad grip on America. ||
 * || #9 || Sept. 29 || The 39 Clues: Volume I, The Clue Hunt: Part VIII: The Viper's Nest || Peter Lerangis || Mystery ||  ||   ||
 * 2 || #10 || Nov. 3 || Son Of Neptune || Rick Riordan || Fantasy ||  || Another fantastic tale of the Percy Jackson Series because it successfully weaved the new plot together with the old one. ||
 * || #11 || Nov.22 || The Yearling ||  || Realistic Fiction ||   || A true classic. I didn't really like it because I really liked Flag and I didn't think he should have died. ||
 * || #12 || Dec.12 || The Golden Compass ||  || Fantasy ||   || A decent book, this is one of those occasions where the movie is better than the book. ||
 * || #13 || Dec. 20 || The Devil's Arithmetic ||  || Realistic Fiction ||   || A very sad tale that told of the horrors of the holocaust. I would not read it again if I had a choice. ||
 * || #14 || Dec. 25 || Moonwalk || Michael Joseph Jackson || Autobiography || 300 || This is my all-time favorite book about my inspiration and my hero. I never really knew what a terrible and stressful childhood he had. I also learned from this book all about his life up until the __BAD__ era. This book gave a very detailed picture of Mr. Jackson's life and cleaned up the completely out of proportion media image of a man many people knew and loved. ||
 * 5 || #15 || Dec.27 || The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Volume I : How to never grow up || KLUTZ ® || Instructional Humor (How to annoy everyone) || 410 || This book that has gotten me into twice as much trouble than any of my friends combined, with instructions for bad jokes, pranks, and how to drive adults (and ex-older-partners) over the edge. (Thank You Klutz!) ||
 * 7 || #16 || Dec .27 || The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Volume II: All New Shenanigans
 * || #17 || Jan 24 || How To Train Your Dragon || Cressida Cowell || Fantasy || 214
 * || #18 || Jan 24 || The False Peace || Jude Watson || Fantasy || 158 || Another great addition to the Star Wars series in which Anakin slowly torments his rival, attempting to make him leave the Jedi order. ||
 * 2 || #19 || Jan 25 || Frindle || Andrew Clements || Realistic Fiction || 105 || A book I first read in first grade, I think this book never gets old because it always is a story line I enjoy. ||
 * || #20 || Jan 26 || No Prisoners || Karen Traviss || Fantasy || 257 || A book that captures the tragedy in The Clone Wars, although the swears of the Star Wars galaxy, Stang and Kriff, were overused. ||
 * || #21 || Jan 26 || The Final Showdown || Jude Watson || Fantasy || 151 || A very good star wars book where Anakin attempts to gain more power than his master, which he finally succeeds in in episode III where he becomes a sith and sith have more power than the jedi. In this book Anakin succeeds in driving his rival out of the Jedi order. :-) ||
 * || #22 || Jan 28 || The 39 Clues: Volume II, Cahills vs Vespers: Part II: A King's Ransom || Jude Watson || Mystery || 190 || A sad but necessary book. Kind of like //The Order Of The Phoenix// In the //Harry Potter// series. I hated how William McIntyre died, he was one of my favorite characters. I hope Atticus survives Vesper one. The end message puzzles me, which is,
 * || #23 || Jan 29 || The Starcrusher Trap ||  || Fantasy || 72 || A very good book using the modified costuming and behaviors used as the Clone Wars progress. ||
 * || #24 || Jan 29 || Deadly Hands of Shon Ju ||  || Fantasy ||   || A book I did not like as much as some because I believe it had too much violence and had a bad storyline. ||
 * || #25 || Jan 30 || Jesus: What He Really Said and Did || Stephen Mitchell || Non-Fiction || 145 || A book that said all that Jesus Christ really said, and did, It told a bit about the resurrection, and it had a lot of research that showed certain parts of the Bible were added by second-generation Christian scribes. ||
 * 3 || #26 || Jan 30 || 39 Clues: From The Vault, Story II: The Black Book Of Buried Secrets || Rick Riordan,
 * || #27 || Jan 31 || The Missing Liberty Bell || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 106 || A good book though the ending was a bit rushed. ||
 * || #28 || Jan 31 || The Counterfeit Constitution || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 136 || A extremely good book although the title didn't make sense because the constitution wasn't counterfeited. ||
 * || #29 || Feb 1 || The Secret Service Mystery || David Adler || Mystery || 57 || A quick read that didn't live up to my expectations because it was solved so quickly. The page number was a small time to complete a mystery, but the main characters didn't even meet the bad guy. They told the police about what the guy did, the police rode off, and came back with him. ||
 * || #30 ||  || The trail of the Jedi || Jude Watson || Fantasy || 128 || A book that did not fit with the others since Anakin was 14 here and 22 in the others. He seemed to change his age when? oh yeah, in a month at most. rather strange if you think about it. The story was pretty good, although I cant imagine 6 year olds who kill citizens for a living. ||
 * || #31 || Feb 1 || Martin Luther King Jr || Amy Pastan || Non-Fiction || 127 || A fantastic book. Martin Luther King Jr is one of my favorite, favorite, people who have ever walked this earth. I despise racism and hope that one day, the last of racism will burn and diminish in agony and all will live in happy harmony. My favorite quote is, "I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today."
 * || #32 || Feb 2 || The Tinderbox || Stephen Mitchell || Fantasy || 40 || A very good book I first read in kindergarten and I love the more adult version even more. It had a more accurate drawing of the dogs with giant eyes. It was more realistic too and it had a boy fetching the soldier's tinderbox instead of him always having it around in his pocket, which was unlikely. ||
 * || #33 || Feb 3 || Star Wars Boba Fett Pursuit || Elizabeth Hand || Fantasy || 126 || A epic story about my third favorite star wars bounty hunter, second to Cad Bane and Jango Fett, (Jango was Boba's father for those of you who have not watched (or read) star wars) He had to escape from Anakin Skywalker, and then deal with the black market numerous times to get many illegal weapons before attacking Mace Windu, one of my favorite Jedi. ||
 * || #34 || Feb 4 || Abraham Lincoln || Sonya Lee Stone || non fiction || 123 || A fantastic story. I was SHOCKED to learn that Lincoln was racist. He said, "although I do not believe in slavery, I believe in superior and inferior and like many men, wish the superior position assigned to the white race." Those are close to the words, and if I have ever had bad feelings towards Lincoln, that was it. ||
 * || #35 || Feb 4 || The Trojan Horse || Albert Lorenz || non-fiction || 32 || A true story, or most of it was. The part with the gods..... eh, not so much. They seemed to add humor to a very sad and tragic story it was probably directed to kids because it left out the inappropriate parts of the judgement of Paris and how the Greeks made the surviving Trojan woman throw her child off the wall in Troy and then left her on a island so all Trojans would die. ||
 * || #36 || Feb 4 || Greek Myths || Diane Namm || Fantasy || 149 || An OK book. I have always liked Greek Myths, although this was disappointing because it didn't teach me anything I didn't already know. I already knew about Heracles, Odysseus, and all of the heroes. It taught me nothing about the monsters either. It shortened the tasks of Heracles to only six that were shown in the book. ||
 * || #37 ||  || Pablo Picasso ||   || Non-Fiction ||   || A book that told a lot about the bad side of Pablo Picasso, the great artist. I had never knew he had many wives. This is how he would treat a wife. He would find her, treat her with affection, maybe have a child or two, and then start acting meaner and as their relationship deteriorated, he would start seeing other women constantly, and then his wife and kids would leave and he would sever all ties with them. ||
 * || xxx ||  || xxxx ||   || xxx ||   || Elliot, you need to have a higher level of comments. One sentence summaries of the books you read is insufficient. You need to include reasons for your comments as well as personal reflection. Please start performing at your level instead of trying to complete a task with as little effort as possible. Your rushing is resulting careless errors and poor commentary. You need to re-do all entries from February. ||
 * || #38 || Feb 8 || Underground Railroad || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 131 || An OK book. It told me a few things about the railroad, like one person had a false shoe wall in his factory that he hid slaves behind. He also hid some in coffins on a funereal march. :O I wonder how far these slaves were willing to go to get their freedom. I would rather die than be a slave. ||
 * || #39 ||  || Stanley and the Magic Lamp || Jeff Brown || Fantasy || 100 || A shocking story for the Flat Stanley series.I also think that being flat was so weird I nearly died laughing. Being flat again was pushing it. Being invisible was the limit. Going in space AND meeting a Genie? This is way too far in my opinion, And I think Jeff Brown probably should have done this: Flat Stanley, Invisible Edward, Mark and the Magic Lamp, so on and so forth, so Stanley wasn't the ONLY one getting changed so much. ||
 * || #40 ||  || Invisible Stanley || Jeff Brown || Fantasy || 87 || The first Flat Stanley book I ever read, read this in preschool right after I read Red Pizzas for a Blue Count, and another Flat Stanley Book I really like. I shall remember from this book to never eat fruit in a storm when thunder and lightning strike simultaneously. ||
 * || #41 ||  || Stanley, Flat Again || Jeff Brown || Fantasy || 87 || A book that explained his flatness to the OBC, which is two points on the body. Although, I think the author kind of just wanted Stanley to be flat again. I also think that maybe all the things that Stanley did in this book were the outtakes of what he could have done in the first book. ||
 * || #42 ||  || The 39 Clues: From the Vault: Story I: Vespers Rising || Rick Riordan
 * || #43 ||  || The Shadow Trap || Jude Watson || Fantasy || 125 || A book that was just made to explain the sudden disappearance of one of the Jedi Council members, who was the lesser known Yaddle, who was young for her species at 200 years old, which in (unknown name for species) was about 20. She died to save the main character of Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker, also known as Darth Vader. ||
 * || #44 ||  || Secrets Of The Jedi || Jude Watson || Fantasy || 203 || A book that told of three generations of Male Jedi who Broke the code by having girlfriends or wives, Qui-Gon and his girlfriend Thal, Obi-Wan and his girlfriend Siri, and Anakin and his wife, Padme who's kids grew up to be Luke and Leia. I liked this book a lot. ||
 * || #45 ||  || Chocolate Town || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 111 || ====When I read this book, I had an unstoppable emotion.....HUNGER!!!!!!! I miss Hershey Town and really love the free samples we got, and I even saw a two foot long, six inches wide bar of chocolate.==== ||
 * || #46 ||  || Disney World || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 130 || A story that made me even more homesick for Florida than I already am. I miss Florida a whole lot, and this book just made me more sad. I think that this crime was rushed and not explained thoroughly what was happening. Kidnapping was obvious, and a ransom was involved, but the rest was not explained thouroghly. ||
 * || #47 ||  || Haunted Ghost Town || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 144 || A book that truly did not make much sense and was obviously rushed. The story went like this. Christina saw a sick cow when they came. They heard that someone was poisoning the water. They saw strange graves, and a old indian told them bad people were poisoning the water. He was right. They caught the guys and then suddenly says there is copper under the ground. THe End. A tad rushed? ||
 * 3 || #48 ||  || The Sorcerer's Stone || J. K. Rowling || Fantasy || 309 || This book seemed the most magical of all the books because Harry is experiencing this for the first time. I think it was a very good book although I prefer the later ones to the early ones. ||
 * 2 || #49 ||  || The Chamber of Secrets || J. K. Rowling || Fantasy ||   || Not quite as good as the first, more of a all adventure then trying to get some magic in it. It treats Magic like it is nothing new, and I wish it had more new magic than just using it as a old peice of the puzzle. ||
 * 2 || #50 ||  || Prisoner Of Askaban || J. K. Rowling || Fantasy ||   || One of my least favorites because It lacked as good a storyline as the other ones. It didn't involve Lord Voldemort either, but it would have been more interesting if it did,but it did show Wormtail going back to Voldemort. ||
 * || #51 ||  || The Goblet Of Fire || J. K.
 * || #52 ||  || The Order of the Phoenix || J. K. Rowling || Fantasy || 870 || A sad book, because Sirius died and Umbridge was one of the WORST teachers although why they made the 7th movie into two parts I don't know because this (5) is longer than 7! Oh wait... I have the answer! MORE MONEY! ||
 * || #53 ||  || The Half-Blood Prince || J. K. Rowling || Fantasy ||   || A very good book, although I really liked Dumbledore and didn't want him to die. I realize it was nearly headless nick's fault because he convinced Peeves to break the vanishing cabinet years previous which the Death Eaters got through. ||
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 * || #55 ||  || You Are Not Alone **Michael**: Through A Brother's Eyes || Jermaine Jackson || Non-Fiction || 442 || A book that made me cry when I read the ending. I now have 10,0000000000% more sympathy for Katherine Jackson when Jermaine heard the words she said to him on the phone as he pulled up to the hospital. "HE'S DEEEAAAD!" accompanied by much sobbing.
 * || #56 ||  || The Son of Neptune || Rick Riordan || Fantasy || 513 || A strange book, now adding modern versions of Roman to Greek and Egyptian religion that Riordan was writing about. The ending was bad-timed, with Percy, Frank, and Hazel, about to meet Jason, Piper and Leo. ||
 * || #57 ||  || Mount Vernon || Carole Marsh || Mystery || 158 || A book that made me realize just how many amazing things are in my homestate Virginia. It was the home of seven presidents and if we can, I can't wait to see it. I doubt I would be as lucky as Christina and Grant, who ate at the Washington's table, although I'm not sure I would want to, considering George's body was on the table for three days. ||
 * || #58 ||  || The Mysterious Benedict Society and The Prisoner's Dilemma || Trenton Lee Stewart || Mystery || 391 ||   ||
 * || #59 ||  || My Name is Sally Little Song || Brenda Woods || Fiction || 182 ||   ||
 * || #60 ||  || In The Blink of An Eye || Michael Waltrip || Non-Fiction || 223 ||   ||
 * || #61 ||  || Artemis Fowl ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #62 ||  || The Arctic Incident || Eoin Colfer || Fantasy || 277 ||   ||
 * || #63 ||  || The Eternity Code ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #64 ||  || The Opal Deception ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #65 ||  || The Lost Colony ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #66 ||  || The Time Paradox (to be done) ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #67 ||  || The Atlantis Complex (to be done) ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #68 ||  || The Last Guardian (to be released/done) ||   ||   ||   ||   ||
 * || #69 ||  || //Michael Jackson:// The Magic, The Madness, The Whole Story || J. Randy Taraboranelli || Non Fiction (5% Possible Fiction) ||   ||   ||
 * || #70 ||  || Percy Jackson And The Olympians: Series I: Volume I: The Lightning Thief || Rick Riordan || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #71 ||  || Percy Jackson And The Olympians: Series I: Volume II: The Sea Of Monsters || Rick Riordan || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #72 ||  || Percy Jackson And The Olympians: Series I: Volume II: The Titan's Curse || Rick Riordan || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #73 ||  || Percy Jackson And The Olympians: Series I: Volume IV: Battle of the Labyrinth || Rick Riordan || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #74 ||  || Across Five Aprils || Irene Hunt || Non-Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #75 ||  || The ®øbø Olympics || Victor Appleton || Science Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #76 ||  || The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Douglas Adams || Science Fiction, Humor ||   ||   ||
 * || #77 ||  || The Restaurant at the End Of the Universe || Douglas
 * || #78 ||  || Life, The Universe, and Everything || Douglas Adams || Science Fiction, Humor ||   ||   ||
 * || #79 ||  || So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish || Douglas Adams || Science Fiction, Humor ||   ||   ||
 * || #80 ||  || Young Zaphod Plays it Safe || Douglas Adams || Science Fiction, Humor ||   ||   ||
 * || #81 ||  || The Princess Bride: S. Morgenstern's Story of True Love and High Adventure: The Good Parts version abridged by William Goldman || William Goldman || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #82 ||  || Buttercup's Baby: S. Morgenstern's Glorious Examination of Courage Pitted Against The Death of the Heart || William Goldman || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #83 ||  || With Every Drop Of Blood || James Lincoln Collier || Realistic Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #84 ||  || Three Against The Tide || D. Annie Love || Realistic Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #85 ||  || The Big Over Easy || Jasper Fforde || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #86 ||  || The Borrowers ||   || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #87 ||  || The Graveyard Book ||   || Fantasy ||   ||   ||
 * || #89 ||  || Potentially Catastrophic Science ||   || Non-Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #90 ||  || The **Immortal** World Tour || **M**ichael **J**oseph
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 * || #91 ||  || The Tell-Tale Heart || Edgar Allen Poe || Fiction ||   ||   ||
 * || #92 ||  || Superman Returns ||   || Fantasy ||   ||   ||